My Ancestry

DNA-first summary
Deep Time → Today DNA-first
How to read this page: I treat DNA as evidence of population history (movement + mixing), not a magic “descended from X” machine. Names and famous links are kept as curiosity items, but they don’t get to overrule the biology.

Archaic humans: Neanderthal DNA is normal for West Eurasians; Denisovan is trace-level and usually indirect.

Small percentages: Tiny “ancient” components are often shared deep ancestry (very old signals), not proof of a recent ancestor from that region.

Ethnicity

Recent vs. Ancient (model-dependent)
Pre-History - Current

This is a visualization of what DNA services report as “recent ancestry” versus deeper, older shared ancestry signals. The big story for me is not one celebrity ancestor—it’s ancient land-based mixing across Eurasia and long-term continuity.


Ancestry map

Ancestry map

Deep-time migration overview (conceptual; not a literal family tree).


Sources: LivingDNA (raw upload + ancestry/archaic reports, run ~2023). Percentages and labels below are reported by the service and depend on reference panels and model versions.
Recent Ancestry
Ancient / Deep Signals
Europe Europe (deep layers) The Americas (deep/shared)
English
48.7%
Northern European
30.0%
Columbian (signal)
1.3%
German
14.6%
NW European
21.1%
Peruvian (signal)
1.3%
Polish
9.2%
British Isles
18.0%
Puerto Rican (signal)
1.0%
Eastern Slavic
8.4%
Iberian
11.3%
Mexican (signal)
0.2%
Irish
8.2%
Toscani Italian
9.7%
Spaniard
2.8%
East Asian (deep/shared)
Scottish
2.2%
South Asian (deep/shared) Southern Han Chinese
0.6%
Punjabi
1.7%
Northern Han Chinese
0.3%
Middle Eastern (deep/shared) Gujarati Indian
1.5%
Kinh Vietnamese
0.2%
Armenian
5.9%
Sri Lankan Tamil
0.8%
Chinese Dai
0.1%
Bengali
0.7%
Japanese
0.1%

My earliest known ancestry origins

Origins timeline


Claims & corrections
About “direct links” to named ancient individuals: Some DNA services present “you are directly related to X” style claims. At deep time depth, those are usually shared ancient variants (population-level signals), not genealogical descent you can prove with consumer SNP data. The correct way to say it is: “I share very old ancestry components that are also found in that population.”

Genealogical connections do not imply admiration, agreement, or responsibility.

My famous kinfolk (paper-trail curiosities)
Maternal Ancestry
Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria (b. 1975)

Born Eva Jacqueline Bastón Longoria, Eva Longoria is an American actress, producer, director, activist, and businesswoman. She’s known for her role as Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives and for a long track record of philanthropy.

Momia Juanita

Momia Juanita (c. 1450)

This is included because it was presented to me as a “direct relation” claim by a DNA service. The honest framing: I may share very old ancestry components that also appear in Indigenous American populations, but consumer SNP tests do not reliably establish direct genealogical descent from a specific pre-Columbian individual.

Juanita remains historically significant in her own right, and her discovery expanded our understanding of Incan ritual life.

Paternal Ancestry
Ottoman dynasty

The Ottoman dynasty ruled the Ottoman Empire from 1299 to 1922.

Francis Drake

Francis Drake (1540–1596) was an English sea captain and navigator of the Elizabethan era.

Somerled of Argyll

Somerled of Argyll (1100–1164) was a Norse-Gaelic leader in the Scottish Isles.

Mikolaj Radziwill

Mikolaj "the Red" Radziwill (1512–1584) was a major figure in Lithuanian-Polish history.

David Hume

David Hume (1711–1776) was a key Scottish Enlightenment philosopher and empiricist.

Max von Sydow

Max von Sydow (1929–2020) was a Swedish actor with a long film and television career.

Benjamin Netanyahu

Benjamin Netanyahu (b. 1949) is an Israeli politician.

Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks (b. 1956) is an American actor and filmmaker.

King Willem-Alexander

King Willem-Alexander (b. 1967) is the King of the Netherlands.

I asked for a “Cuz” picture once I learned these results. The monarchy replied with royal silence.
Anderson Cooper

Anderson Cooper (b. 1967) is an American journalist and television personality.